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Lovely Ladies of the Asylum vol. 3

I'm not a fool, gentlemen. I know what brings you here, what lures you in, coaxes your hits, some of you at least. It isn't the snarky commentary, or the breaking news, the hard-hitting interviews or deep-digging profiles, no, it's not me at all, is it? I see the keywords from my Google hits, and I know a picture of a pretty lady brings in more readers than the phrase "observation notes." 

Not that I can blame you: The Asylum employs a score of attractive and - more importantly - capable, intelligent and talented actresses well worthy of your search engine adoration. So, to gives my readers something I know they want and would never ask for, I tastefully present a pictorial tribute to some of The Asylum's beautiful leading ladies. Enjoy.






Rebekah Kochan

Freakshow
Halloween Night
Pirates of Treasure Island
Dracula's Curse
When a Killer Calls
Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers















Danae Nason

Countdown: Jerusalem
2012: Doomsday
Invasion of the Pod People
Transmorphers











 




Cooper Harris 

Meteor Apocalypse
Mega Piranha
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus












  




Natalie Stone

Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls
30,000 Leagues Under the Sea  
























Olivia May


18 Year Old Virgin











 





Molinee Green

MILF

2 comments:

  1. You should include "Best place to see" for each lovely lady. From your review of IotPP, I won't be checking that one out for the alluring Danae Nason. And I know the striking Cooper Harris only got about .8 seconds of screen time in MSvGO and MPiranha.

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  2. that's not a bad suggestion, tysto, i might find a way to incorporate that in vol. 4. In the meantime, for a good Danae Nason movie, check out 2012 Apocalypse, and Cooper Harris is the female lead in Meteor Apocalypse. both are worth a watch.

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