Because Hollywood doesn't make 'em like they used to.
Because sometimes I just want to watch a movie to escape, pure and simple.
Because the blockbusters take themselves a little too seriously.
Because sometimes I just want to watch people get eaten by ridiculously large marine life, long-extinct prehistoric creatures or even dentally-handicapped hill folk.
Because A-list action stars - besides Jason Statham, of course - bore me.
Because E-list actors need love too.
Because it's more fun to be scared of whatever the hell a Gatoroid is, than terrorism, ecological destruction or pandemics.
Because sometimes I want to know the effects are effects. 2012 cost me clothing.
Because The Asylum gives the people what they want - booms, blood and the occasional boob - instead of giving them heavy-handed two-hour commercials replete with body image issues and a false sense of hope.
Because of this.
Because of Tiffany.
And finally, most importantly, I love The Asylum just cuz. You can still do that.
Because sometimes I just want to watch a movie to escape, pure and simple.
Because the blockbusters take themselves a little too seriously.
Because sometimes I just want to watch people get eaten by ridiculously large marine life, long-extinct prehistoric creatures or even dentally-handicapped hill folk.
Because A-list action stars - besides Jason Statham, of course - bore me.
Because E-list actors need love too.
Because it's more fun to be scared of whatever the hell a Gatoroid is, than terrorism, ecological destruction or pandemics.
Because sometimes I want to know the effects are effects. 2012 cost me clothing.
Because The Asylum gives the people what they want - booms, blood and the occasional boob - instead of giving them heavy-handed two-hour commercials replete with body image issues and a false sense of hope.
Because of this.
Because of Tiffany.
And finally, most importantly, I love The Asylum just cuz. You can still do that.
Hi... I'm from Guatemala, Central America.. I'm a assylum fan too.. I find the movies in a bootleg form in my country, but i loved them.. i tought only me like that kind of movies... even I have the 3d horror movie.. i can't remember its name... anyway, i'll keep in touch to coment movies... congratulations for your blog...
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thanks so much for following my blog. you're number one! literally, you're my first follower. i promise to keep the Guatemalan asylum fans up to date on all the latest news!
ReplyDeletethanks.. I'll search a news report published in a local newspaper about Asylum months ago, and send it to you.. Is in spanish but is very interesting..
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