outside the walls: Non-Asylum Inklings

For your diversity-pleasure, here's a list of non-Asylum films dropping on DVD this month that might have some appeal to Asylum fans. But just remember, as always, Sweet 'n' Low ain't Sugar.


NOVEMBER 2

 Best Worst Movie  (documentary about Troll 2)

Centurion (better than 300 gladiator-esque epic)

Demon Kiss (not sure but has a boob-centric cover and the tagline, "Satan has an Oral Fixation," so....

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead (horror rip-off of Tom Stoppard's Shakespeare ripoff. funny, scary and Victorian)







NOVEMBER 9

 




Damned By Dawn (zombie flick)







NOVEMBER 23

 

 2010: Moby Dick

(greatest adaptation ever)

 

NOVEMBER 30

Vampires Suck (Twilight spoof)

  

Valhalla Rising (battle-heavy, sword-swinging Norse epic)