I'm not a fool, gentlemen. I know what brings you here, what lures you in, coaxes your hits, some of you at least. It isn't the snarky commentary, or the breaking news, the hard-hitting interviews or deep-digging profiles, no, it's not me at all, is it? I see the keywords from my Google hits, and I know a picture of a pretty lady brings in more readers than the phrase "observation notes."
Not that I can blame you: The Asylum employs a score of attractive and - more importantly - capable, intelligent and talented actresses well worthy of your search engine adoration. So, to gives my readers something I know they want and would never ask for, I tastefully present a pictorial tribute to some of The Asylum's beautiful leading ladies. Enjoy.
Eliza Swenson
actress
Transmorphers - Dragon - The 9/11 Commission Report - Dracula's Curse - King of the Lost World - The Beast of Bray Road - Frankenstein Reborn
composer (!!!)
Supercroc - Dragon - The 9/11 Commission Report - Dracula's Curse - Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers
writer
Dragon - non-Asylum Witches of Oz
Jessica Bork
Invasion of the Pod People
Transmorphers
The Hitchhiker
Dragon
Erica Duke
#1 Cheerleader Camp
Titanic II
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
Deedee Pfeiffer
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Alien vs Hunter
Heather McComb
2012: Supernova
Jamie Bernadette
MILF
Not that I can blame you: The Asylum employs a score of attractive and - more importantly - capable, intelligent and talented actresses well worthy of your search engine adoration. So, to gives my readers something I know they want and would never ask for, I tastefully present a pictorial tribute to some of The Asylum's beautiful leading ladies. Enjoy.
Eliza Swenson
actress
Transmorphers - Dragon - The 9/11 Commission Report - Dracula's Curse - King of the Lost World - The Beast of Bray Road - Frankenstein Reborn
composer (!!!)
Supercroc - Dragon - The 9/11 Commission Report - Dracula's Curse - Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers
writer
Dragon - non-Asylum Witches of Oz
Jessica Bork
Invasion of the Pod People
Transmorphers
The Hitchhiker
Dragon
Erica Duke
#1 Cheerleader Camp
Titanic II
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus
Deedee Pfeiffer
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Alien vs Hunter
Heather McComb
2012: Supernova
Jamie Bernadette
MILF
don't forget amanda barton, i loved her in dracula's curse!
ReplyDeletenoted, and a guaranteed addition to a later volume! thanks!
ReplyDeleteand the Princess of Mars, Traci Lords !
ReplyDeleteAt 56 years of age I know the difference between foolin and f``kin, and I ain't foolin, you gurls sure look good, good to her your also capable and Intelligent, nothing is more exciting than an intelligent female as far as this guy is concerned. So now that you have my attention, What's on your mind?
ReplyDeleteCheers,
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