Yep, I Got a Twitter Thing

And you can blame Kanye and Charlie Sheen (in whose internship competition, btw, I have advanced to the second round, tyvm)(see how media savvy I am with the text abbreviations? i had to google a list.). So, if you just can't get enough of my snarky, pseudo-intellectual mock-journalism, you can pop by this guy right here for, I don't know, my random and possibly intoxicated musings on god only knows what. Plus some advance hints of posts-in-progress, the occasional reference to films by other companies, and, most likely, rap lyrics meant to express my emotional state, though thankfully not my rap lyrics.  So, yeah...there you go.