With The Asylum's 2011 slate of films all but behind us - I say "all but" because there are still the Loonies yet to determine the fan favorites of last year's crop - I thought this would be an opportune moment to take a look ahead at the films The Asylum has already announced for 2012, which so far include two mockbusters, a disaster flick, a sex comedy and two wholly original horror films; let's take a look:
2 Headed Shark Attack
screenplay by H. Perry Horton (A Haunting in Salem)
from a story by Edward DeRuiter (3 Musketeers)
directed by Christopher Olen Ray (Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Almighty Thor)
starring Carmen Electra, Brooke Hogan, Charlie O'Connell, Gerald Webb and a case of future household names
on DVD January 31, 2012
2 Headed Shark Attack
screenplay by H. Perry Horton (A Haunting in Salem)
from a story by Edward DeRuiter (3 Musketeers)
directed by Christopher Olen Ray (Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Almighty Thor)
starring Carmen Electra, Brooke Hogan, Charlie O'Connell, Gerald Webb and a case of future household names
on DVD January 31, 2012
written by Jonny Haug, Pat Sheehan, Matt Short
directed by Scott Wheeler (MILF)
starring Jack Cullison, Emily Addison, Jonathan Brett
on DVD February 14, 2012
written by Naomi Selfman (Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, Mega Python vs Gatoroid)
directed by Rachel Lee Goldenberg (Sherlock Holmes, Princess & the Pony)
starring Jane March, Eliza Bennett, Jamie Thomas King
on DVD March 13, 2012
written & directed by Liz Adams
starring Reginald VelJohnson, Jordan Ladd, Gerald Webb
on DVD March 27, 2012
written by Paul Bales (2010 Moby Dick, Legion of the Dead)
directed by Joseph Lawson
starring Dominique Swain, Jake Busey, Josh Allen
on DVD April 24, 2012
written & directed by Thunder Levin (script 200MPH)
starring Mario Van Peebles, Carl Weathers, JoHanna Watts
on DVD May 15, 2012
Aren't they also doing a Sasquatch movie for SyFy, starring the two feuding Brady Brothers?
ReplyDeleteThere are rumors of such a project- w Barry Williams & Danny Bonaduce - but no official word yet...
ReplyDeleteAhh, ok. Always been a fan of killer Bigfoot movies, so I've been waiting eagerly for that one. Potentially having another Tiffany/Debbie-esque showdown with two other people is the cherry on top, lol
ReplyDeleteAnd this one:
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Greez from Germany