I'm not a fool, gentlemen. I know what brings you here, what lures you in, coaxes your hits, some of you at least. It isn't the snarky commentary, or the breaking news, the hard-hitting interviews or deep-digging profiles, no, it's not me at all, is it? I see the keywords from my Google hits, and I know a picture of a pretty lady brings in more readers than the phrase "observation notes."
Not that I can blame you: The Asylum employs a score of attractive and - more importantly - capable, intelligent and talented actresses well worthy of your search engine adoration. So, to gives my readers something I know they want and would never ask for, I tastefully present a pictorial tribute to some of The Asylum's beautiful leading ladies. Enjoy.
Amanda Ward
Alien Abduction
Way of the Vampire
Legion of the Dead
King of the Lost World
Halloween Night
Freakshow
Invasion of the Pod People
upcoming Born Bad
Amanda Barton
Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove
War of the Worlds
Frankenstein Reborn
Beast of Bray Road
Dead Men Walking
King of the Lost World
Hillside Cannibals
Dracula's Curse
Pirates of Treasure Island
upcoming 2012: Ice Age
Christina Rosenberg
Frankenstein Reborn
Beast of Bray Road
King of the Lost World
Dracula's Curse
The 9/11 Commission Report
Paton Ashbrook
Airline Disaster
200 MPH
upcoming Born Bad
Jennifer Lee Wiggins
Shapeshifter
King of the Lost World
Dracula's Curse
Pirates of Treasure Island
The 9/11 Commission Report
I Am Omega
Alicia Klein
The Legend of Bloody Jack
Halloween Night
Not that I can blame you: The Asylum employs a score of attractive and - more importantly - capable, intelligent and talented actresses well worthy of your search engine adoration. So, to gives my readers something I know they want and would never ask for, I tastefully present a pictorial tribute to some of The Asylum's beautiful leading ladies. Enjoy.
Amanda Ward
Alien Abduction
Way of the Vampire
Legion of the Dead
King of the Lost World
Halloween Night
Freakshow
Invasion of the Pod People
upcoming Born Bad
Amanda Barton
Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove
War of the Worlds
Frankenstein Reborn
Beast of Bray Road
Dead Men Walking
King of the Lost World
Hillside Cannibals
Dracula's Curse
Pirates of Treasure Island
upcoming 2012: Ice Age
Christina Rosenberg
Frankenstein Reborn
Beast of Bray Road
King of the Lost World
Dracula's Curse
The 9/11 Commission Report
Paton Ashbrook
Airline Disaster
200 MPH
upcoming Born Bad
Jennifer Lee Wiggins
Shapeshifter
King of the Lost World
Dracula's Curse
Pirates of Treasure Island
The 9/11 Commission Report
I Am Omega
Alicia Klein
The Legend of Bloody Jack
Halloween Night
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