Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes on DVD Today!

For the brave among my fellow faithfully-committed, there's good news (relatively speaking) at your local video store today: the latest Asylum release - and a surprise one at that - on DVD: Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes.

I've said enough at this point about this one, but if you need a refresher, or want some detailed backstory, click here, here, here or even here (link notes) for my insights up until now. But in my faux-professional opinion, if you have an interest in seeing this one, you're gonna want to see it as spoiler-free as possible. 

Either way, beat it like a bat out of hell (sorry) to wherever you crazy kids procure your new releases these days (legitimately, of course) and grab this up toot suite. 

New Asylum DVD!!!! Trailer up now at theasylum.cc

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Another NEW Asylum Title! UPDATED!!!

Thanks to the ever-handy Asylum twitter feed I've discovered another new title in production. It's called The Battle of Los Angeles  and it stars - or at least prominently features, Kel Mitchell, the other half of Kenan & Kel (Kenan is the Kenan on SNL). Good Burger is a classic in my book, and that's always been because of Kel, so it's great to see him working in something I'll see. No release dates or further details at this point, but for right now, the following picture tells me everything I need to know:

 

Man oh man is this one going to be awesome.

UPDATE: so, although there isn't mention of it on their home page, there is a product page for this film, seen here, which gives a little more information, the most notable of which is that the film is written and directed by none other than the prolific and versatile Mark Atkins. In other casting notes, Nia Peeples of North Shore and "Fame," well, fame, makes her first appearance for The Asylum, and Theresa Jun-Tao, another newbie, who appears to be some kind of dancer. The plot, as described by The Asylum:

"In January 1942 US forces engaged an unidentified flying object above Los Angeles. Now almost 70 years later, the alien invaders have returned. "

Allow me to reiterate my above statement: man oh man is this one going to be awesome. 

Get Thee To Gacy House!

 

While the rest of the world is racing to their local, independent video stores for copies of Iron Man 2 (eh.) and Get Him to the Greek (meh.), the true cinephile is foaming at the mouth for the latest Asylum flick, 8213 Gacy House. So do yourself a favor, scroll down a little bit and read my review, then scamper away young ones, and get yourself a night of frightening entertainment. Viva La Asylum!