Lovely Ladies of the Asylum vol. 7

I'm not a fool, gentlemen. I know what brings you here, what lures you in, coaxes your hits, some of you at least. It isn't the snarky commentary, or the breaking news, the hard-hitting interviews or deep-digging profiles, no, it's not me at all, is it? I see the keywords from my Google hits, and I know a picture of a pretty lady brings in more readers than the phrase "observation notes." 

Not that I can blame you: The Asylum employs a score of attractive and - more importantly - capable, intelligent and talented actresses well worthy of your search engine adoration. So, to gives my readers something I know they want and would never ask for, I tastefully present a pictorial tribute to some of The Asylum's beautiful leading ladies, this time the stars of the studio's 2011 productions. Enjoy.

Erin Coker, 11/11/11

Aurelia Scheppers, 11/11/11

AnnaMaria Demara, 200MPH

Hennely Jiminez, 200MPH

Julie McCullough, 2012 Ice Age

Michelle Boyd, 3 Musketeers

Heather Hemmens, 3 Musketeers

Patrica Velasquez, Almighty Thor

C.B. Spencer, Ballistica

Jeneta St. Clair, Barely Legal

Melissa Johnson, Barely Legal

Lisa Younger, Barely Legal

Nia Peeples, Battle of Los Angeles

Theresa Jun-Tao, Battle of Los Angeles

Meredith Monroe, Born Bad

Bonnie Dennison, Born Bad

Cecily Fay, Dragon Crusaders

Shinead Byrne, Dragon Crusaders

Courtney Abbiati, A Haunting in Salem

Debbie Gibson, Mega Python vs Gatoroid

Tiffany, Mega Python vs Gatoroid

Taryn Manning, Zombie Apocalypse

Lesley-Ann Brandt, Zombie Apocalypse

Mega Python vs Gatoroid on DVD and Blu-Ray TODAY!!!

That's right, the long wait is finally over: for everyone who missed it on SyFy, or just for those of us dying to see it again the great, incredible, thrilling, chilling and highly enjoyable Mega Python vs Gatoroid drops on DVD and Blu-Ray today! Starring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson! Nuff said! Go get it!

 

outside the walls: June DVD Releases

I recognize that not all great films are made exclusively by The Asylum and that, in fact, there's a whole world of film outside these walls, some of which might actually interest Asylum fans - when they're not watching or re-watching Asylum films, of course. And, being as I'm only looking out for your viewing well-being, here's a peek at some other DVD releases this month which might satiate you between Asylum releases. But remember, as always, Sweet n' Low ain't sugar.

June 7th

Exorcismus

Green Lantern: Emerald Knights

Rubber

Slices of Life

Tortured

Universal Squadron
























June 14th

Battle: Los Angeles

Chained

Chatroom

Fall Down Dead

Hall Pass

Kill the Irishman

Red Riding Hood




















June 21st

Black Rat

Mega Python vs Gatoroid (!!!!!)














June 28th

2012 Ice Age

starring Patrick Labyorteaux & Julie McCullough

written by Victoria Dadi & Paul SInor

directed by Trey Stokes










 

Dawning 

Norwegian Ninja

Sucker Punch













Warehouse 13: Season 2





 










Enjoy!

Inmate Profile Catch-Up

I know not all of my readers have been with me since the beginning, and I also know I'm a lousy tagger. The combination of these things means that there are a lost of posts that perhaps you haven't seen. That being the case, every now and again I like to post a megapost, if you will, that can catch you up with all the posts under a certain heading. This week's heading: inmate profiles; below, please find a complete listing of every published profile to date. Enjoy!

C. Thomas Howell  *  Mark Atkins  *  Deedee Pfeiffer  *  Sarah Lieving  *  Eric Forsberg  *  Leigh Scott  *  David Michael Latt

 

Erica Roby  *  Christopher Olen Ray  *  Gary Stretch  *  Naomi Selfman  *  

Rachel Lee Goldenberg  *  Mary Lambert  *  Debbie Gibson & Tiffany

 

Anthony Fankhauser  *  Anneliese Michel  *  re-profile Mark Atkins  *  Kel Mitchell  *

Nia Peeples  *  Jared Cohn  *  Alex Yellin

Another Mega-Event for Philly Asylum Fans!

Jill Sybesma of the Academy of Natural Sciences in good old Philly, PA, dropped me an email this last weekend to say in the wake of the success of the Academy's public screening of Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, they've got another movie night on the calender for Thursday, April 14 from 7 to 10 pm,  and this time they're showing the multiple-Looney-award-winning Mega Piranha.

infographic from Stephen Taubman

So any Asylum fans in or around the City of Brotherly Love this 4/14 should check out the info here then head over to the ANS for an evening of big-screen Mega fun, live and scientific "MST3K-style" commentary, beer for legal drinkers and, of course, Tiffany, Paul Logan, Jude Gerard Prest et al taking on a school of infinitely-increasing piranha. Thanks again to Jill for the info!

Mega Python Gets a DVD Date!

It's the most asked question of the year (at least in certain circles): when will Mega Python vs Gatoroid be released on DVD?

The answer is now upon us: June 21st, 2011.

So mark your calenders now for the DVD event of the summer: the release of a truly spectacular creature feature from the fine folks at The Asylum.