observation notes: Celebrity Sex Tape

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Lovely Ladies of the Asylum: CELEBRITY SEX TAPE Edition

In celebration of The Asylum's latest release, Celebrity Sex Tape, on DVD as of Valentine's Day, this time around the Lovely Ladies of The Asylum is dedicated to the talented women featured in this raunchy romp, including some familiar faces. You're welcome.

Julie Barzman - "Kim"

Amanda Ward - "Melony"

Born Bad, Invasion of the Pod People, Freakshow

King of the Lost World, Halloween Night  et al 

Jamie Bernadette

"Goth Chick"

MILF

Tammy Klein

"Born Again Actress"

MILF

Jenny Lin - "Gina"

Christine Nguyen - "Julian"

MILF

and Penthouse cover girl 

Emily Addison as

Lovely Ladies of the Asylum vol. 6

I'm not a fool, gentlemen. I know what brings you here, what lures you in, coaxes your hits, some of you at least. It isn't the snarky commentary, or the breaking news, the hard-hitting interviews or deep-digging profiles, no, it's not me at all, is it? I see the keywords from my Google hits, and I know a picture of a pretty lady brings in more readers than the phrase "observation notes." 

Not that I can blame you: The Asylum employs a score of attractive and - more importantly - capable, intelligent and talented actresses well worthy of your search engine adoration. So, to gives my readers something I know they want and would never ask for, I tastefully present a pictorial tribute to some of The Asylum's beautiful leading ladies. Enjoy.

Amanda Ward

Alien Abduction
Way of the Vampire
Legion of the Dead
King of the Lost World
Halloween Night
Freakshow
Invasion of the Pod People
upcoming Born Bad

Amanda Barton

Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove
War of the Worlds
Frankenstein Reborn
Beast of Bray Road
Dead Men Walking
King of the Lost World
Hillside Cannibals
Dracula's Curse
Pirates of Treasure Island
upcoming 2012: Ice Age

Christina Rosenberg

Frankenstein Reborn
Beast of Bray Road
King of the Lost World
Dracula's Curse
The 9/11 Commission Report

Paton Ashbrook

Airline Disaster
200 MPH
upcoming Born Bad

Jennifer Lee Wiggins

Shapeshifter
King of the Lost World
Dracula's Curse
Pirates of Treasure Island
The 9/11 Commission Report
I Am Omega

Alicia Klein

The Legend of Bloody Jack
Halloween Night